Rubber baby buggy bumpers! It’s a dream, Morty! We’re in your dog’s dream. The night the dogs captured us, after you cried and crapped your pants, we-we all went to sleep. Then I used my dream inceptors to put the two of us inside Snuffles’ dream. It’s a device Morty, that when you put it in your ear, you can enter people’s dreams Morty. Its just like that movie that you keep crowing about. It’s like the N word and the C word had a baby, and it was raised by all the bad words for Jews.

Where are my testicles, Summer? I dunno, some people would pay top dollar for that kind of breakthrough. This aftershave made women want me, but it also made me impotent! Then it’s time to get your beak wet tonight playa!

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